First and Foremost:

• We are the VVSB.  Hormonal people who love to drool at shirtless Vincent Ventresca.  Yes, we love him as an actor and the shirtless scenes are just the priceless gems we're thrown every once in a while.

• We get no money whatsoever for anything around here.

• It's a *fan* site.  F-A-N (Mr. Webster Says: "an ardent admirer or enthusiast (as of a celebrity or a pursuit")

• Yes. Vincent does know about us.

• No. This is not Vincent Ventresca. Sorry, and if you'd really like to send him a message, you can contact him via fan mail.

• No, Spud has not had any kind of contact outside the realm of her imagination with Vincent's cousin's older brother's accountant's gardener's lawn boy's classmate who has a friend who knows his third cousin removed, let alone Vincent *himself*